Nursery Rhymes

I came across this familiar nursery rhyme in one of Lucas' books. Though I did not remember the surprising conclusion.

Goosey, goosey, gander,
Whither shall I wander?
Upstairs and downstairs
And in my lady's chamber.
There I met an old man
Who would not say his prayers.
I took him by the left leg
And threw him down the stairs.

How is that for a new evangelism technique?

And had you ever heard the second half of One, Two, Buckle My Shoe?

Here it goes after Nine, ten, A big fat hen:

Eleven, twelve,
Dig and delve;
Thirteen, fourteen,
Maids a-courting;
Fifteen, sixteen,
Maids in the kitchen;
Seventeen, eighteen,
Maids a-waiting;
Nineteen, twenty,
My plate's empty.

Nice. It's a wonder that I never heard that part before.